A creepy monster put food in your wine

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Seriously.

Here is what we know about the ‘creepy monster’.

~He stopped by during dinner time when Mommy and Daddy stepped away from the dinner table

~He is blanco (white) and verde (green)

~He has very sharp, red claws

~He took the salad dressing upstairs and then brought it back the table

~He came in through the sliding glass door without opening it

~He was very, very quiet

~But very, very scary

~He put a slice of carrot and a grain of rice in Daddy’s wine

~He left Mommy’s wine alone

~He was only here for about 2 minutes, but he was BUSY

~And we don’t want him to come back

It is truly amazing what you get when you indulge your children’s imagination.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that creepy monster was real. And I hope he doesn’t come back. I like my wine sans carrot and rice.