Just what, do you think, these three things have to do with each other?
Clearly the potty training and poop go together, but what is with the purple nail polish?
The common denominator? The small dude.
He is potty training. Some days he is OUTSTANDING – no accidents at all. Other days (read Today) he just doesn’t give a damn. He isn’t bothered by the pee down his leg (in his shoe or on my carpet). He doesn’t care that he is wet. He would prefer to poop in a pull up. He has the ‘pee’ thing down – when he wants to, but poop – well that is a whole different story.
When I twittered today about hating potty training – someone responded by telling me that ‘potty training is the 10th circle of hell’ – I have to agree. I have not had good potty training experiences. I was foolish enough to think the small guy might be easier. He has other ideas.
I was also foolish enough to think I would be allowed 30 minutes of peace to work out.
Instead – this is what walked into my room.
Looks a bit like war paint, now doesn’t it?
I am happy to report, despite my lack of nail polish remover (seriously?), I was able to clean his face.
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s escapades. Try not to be jealous.
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